Troops of Deception a mature gaming clan for the battlefield series
 
HomeHomeGalleryFAQSearchMemberlistUsergroupsRegisterLog in

Share | 
 

 never question a drunk

Go down 
AuthorMessage
crack
Admin
avatar

Posts : 1250
Join date : 2009-11-24
Age : 34
Location : Wishaw / Scotland

PostSubject: never question a drunk   Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:18 pm

I was shopping at the
local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bread

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the
items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing
up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be
single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed
had never found Mr. Right.

I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about my selections that could have
tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes you
are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.


read this on another forum and had to share it Smile

_________________
1ST Player of the month king

Back to top Go down
View user profile
M0nkeyBh0y
=T.O.D=
avatar

Posts : 56
Join date : 2009-12-10
Age : 43
Location : Wishaw

PostSubject: Re: never question a drunk   Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:31 pm

LMFAO nice
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.mikeespaintballforum.freeforums.org
r3lic222
Admin
avatar

Posts : 318
Join date : 2009-12-03
Location : Aylesbury

PostSubject: Re: never question a drunk   Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:23 am

Oh I was really hoping this was a story about you, especially when you said

Quote :
since I indeed had never found Mr. Right

:p

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.patgaunt.co.uk
crack
Admin
avatar

Posts : 1250
Join date : 2009-11-24
Age : 34
Location : Wishaw / Scotland

PostSubject: Re: never question a drunk   Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:28 am

rofl

i was tempted to change the to Mrs right but thought it was funnier leaving it like that

_________________
1ST Player of the month king

Back to top Go down
View user profile
jemiol
Admin
avatar

Posts : 630
Join date : 2009-11-24
Age : 39
Location : Cork, Ireland

PostSubject: Re: never question a drunk   Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:30 pm

rofl
rofl
very good Exclamation

_________________

Back to top Go down
View user profile
r3lic222
Admin
avatar

Posts : 318
Join date : 2009-12-03
Location : Aylesbury

PostSubject: Re: never question a drunk   Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:30 pm

Haha in a related note, I was in a Chinese restaurant with my fiancee and her parents on Sunday, just having a birthday meal. Sat next to us were an old couple (around 80 i would say). Half way through the meal a lady tied her dog to a lamp post and went into a supermarket and after a couple of minutes it started to bark at passers by. Eventually, for no reason at all the old man looked across at me and said, and I quote:

When you are sat in your house with the dog in the back garden barking and your wife, just returning home banging on the door, who do you let in first?

I looked a bit shocked and said umm... to which he replied:

You let the dog in, because at least you know when he's let in he will shut up!

After his joke he turned around and continued to eat his meal as his wife gently berated him :p Was a strange situation, wasn't sure whether to laugh or not...so I did :p

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.patgaunt.co.uk
skeeba
Founder of =T.O.D=
avatar

Posts : 401
Join date : 2009-11-24
Age : 30

PostSubject: Re: never question a drunk   Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:53 am

lol Very Nice.... Spit Take
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: never question a drunk   

Back to top Go down
 
never question a drunk
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
=T.O.D= :: General :: Off Topic-
Jump to: